Magic and Madness
Pure Dead Magic by Debi Gliori - Welcome to StregaSchloss, the ancestral castle of the Scottish clan Strega-Borgia. Ignore the sign at the gate that reads, "Warning! Trespassers will be (a) served for breakfast, (b) turned into frogs, (c) forced to eat Brussels sprouts." Cross over the drawbridge, try not to get eaten by the crocodile in the moat, ring the bell, and don't flinch when the butler, Latch, drags open the heavy door and intones "You rang?" Meet the inhabitants: Titus, 12; his sister Pandora, 10; the baby, Damp; their Mary Poppins-like nanny, Mrs. McLachlan; the grim housemaid, Marie Bain; and down in the dungeon, the large untidy house pets--a yeti, a griffin, and a dragon. Signora Strega-Borgia is away at her witchcraft class; Signor Strega-Borgia has been kidnapped by his evil brother, and at the bottom of the freezer in the wine cellar is the ancestral grandmother, Strega-Nonna, wrapped in several layers of aluminum foil, waiting for a cure for old age to be discovered. Now get ready for some of the most deliciously bizarre and hilarious goings-on ever to grace a cyber-gothic-gangster fantasy. Pandora accidentally shrinks Damp with her mother's Disposawand and the tiny baby crawls into the computer modem and is whisked away into cyberspace; some spectacularly inefficient gangsters (including one in a rabbit suit) arrive and are up to no good; Titus sends his pet spider, Tarantella, into the Internet (mother of all webs) to find Damp; and Mrs. McLachlan comes to everybody's rescue in an uproarious finale to the most original fantasy in years. (Ages 10 to 14) F:\Magic & Madness\ ================== Pure Dead Magic (1 hour) Alan Parker On Hitchcock
Book at Bedtime - Spies by Michael Frayn - Part 01 Of 10
Book at Bedtime - Spies by Michael Frayn - Part 02 Of 10
Book at Bedtime - Spies by Michael Frayn - Part 03 Of 10
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Book at Bedtime - Spies by Michael Frayn - Part 09 Of 10
Book at Bedtime - Spies by Michael Frayn - Part 10 Of 10
Old Time Radio Bloopers - O Welles Looses His Patience
Old Time Radio Bloopers - Super Anahist
Old Time Radio Bloopers - Truth in Reporting
Old Time Radio Bloopers - Twin City Weather Report
Old Time Radio Bloopers 03 
Old Time Radio Bloopers 04
Old Time Radio Bloopers 05
Paul Simon - The making of Graceland
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 01
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 02
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 03
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 04
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 05
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 06
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 07
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 08
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 09
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 10
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 11
Penn Jillette Radio Show - 12 
Richard Pryor - Greatest Hits -{CAUTION: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE}
Richard Pryor - Was It Something I Said
Rigor Mortis - s01e01 - Black comedy set in the pathology
department at an NHS hospital and the attempts of three
pathologists to live happy, normal and well-adjusted lives.
Rigor Mortis - s01e02 
Rigor Mortis - s01e03
Rigor Mortis - s01e04
Rigor Mortis - s01e05
Rigor Mortis - s01e06
Rigor Mortis - s02e01
Rigor Mortis - s02e02
Rigor Mortis - s02e03
Rigor Mortis - s02e04
Rigor Mortis - s02e05
Rigor Mortis - s02e06
Rigor Mortis - s03e01
Rigor Mortis - s03e02
Rigor Mortis - s03e03
Rigor Mortis - s03e04
Rigor Mortis - s03e05
Rigor Mortis - s03e06
Road to Danger - Road to Danger
Hector Hugh Munro, or' Saki' wrote most of his best work for
newspapers such as the Westminster Gazette, Daily Express,
Bystander, Morning Post and Outlook. A master of the short story,
he takes us into a vanished and jaded world of upper class rural
and metropolitan life in England (and Europe) before WW1.
Christopher Morley writes that Saki provides one an excellent
introduction to "the mysterious jungles of English humour, a savage
country with birds of unexpected plumage."
A sample Saki witticism, oddly topical - 'We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded
to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.' Another apercu
brings that era into focus- 'To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in
the evening.' Others include '...good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy
to be vicious till he's been to a good school...' and (useful for writers)- 'A little inaccuracy sometimes
saves tons of explanation.' His witticisms are sometimes dismissed as being sub Wildean and some 
('Beauty is only sin deep...') seem a little strained these days. 
Saki - The Chronicles of Clovis - 1 - Clovis First Night
Saki - The Chronicles of Clovis - 2 - Clovis Private View
Saki - The Chronicles of Clovis - 3 - Clovis At the Zoo
Saki - The Chronicles of Clovis - 4 - Clovis and the Russian Princess
Saki - The Chronicles of Clovis - 5 - Clovis At the Carlton
Saki - The Chronicles of Clovis - 6 - Clovis At the Turkish Baths
Saki - The Playboy of the Weekend World 01
Saki - The Playboy of the Weekend World 02
Saki - The Unrest Cure
Saki - The Open Window - Classic Humor tale. Romance at short notice was her
speciality.
Saki - Sredni Vashtar - The great ferret.
Saki - The Watched Pot (70 min.)
Santa's Twin by Dean Koontz - A contemporary
Christmas classic for children of all ages -- including those who pretend to have
grown up! Charlotte and Emily are determined to save Santa from his
mischievous twin -- Bob Claus -- who has not only stolen Santa's sleigh
and stuffed his toy bag full of mud pies, cat poop, and broccoli, but has
also threatened to turn Donner, Blitzen, and the others into reindeer soup!
How the brave but foolhardy sisters fly to the North Pole and rescue Santa from
his "deeply troubled" twin is an utterly charming and unforgettable story sure to
add sparkle to your holiday season. Listen to it with someone you love to hear
laugh!
Saturday Night Fry - 01 Barry Cryer & David Bowie
Saturday Night Fry - 02 Jim Broadbent & Robert Bathurst
Saturday Night Fry - 03 Julia Hills
Saturday Night Fry - 04 Alison Steadman
Saturday Night Fry - 05 Phyllida Law
Saturday Night Fry - 06 Phyllida Law
Saturday Night Fry {Stephen Fry} - S02e01 - Religion (Anthony Clare, Sinead O'Connor)
Saturday Night Fry {Stephen Fry} - S02e02 - Protests (Martin Jacques, Armando Iannucci)
Saturday Night Fry {Stephen Fry} - S02e03 - Fame (Emma Thompson, Beechy Colclough)
Saturday Night Fry {Stephen Fry} - S02e04 - Grammar (Ian Dury, Jean Aitchison)
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